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  • jsb
    09-09 12:57 PM
    No, Did not port to EB3, He is EB3, Filed for 485 in July '07 fiasco. He is consulting his attorney to see, what to do about the unusual approval. Also did not receive the FP, after filing for 485 in July '07 until last month, when they did the first FP mid-august. Pretty sure about that, from what I heard from my friend.

    If case is approved, there is no need to do anything about what you call an unusual approval. Legally, an I-485 can be filed only when visa is immediately available (although we know that is not the case), which he/she did (based on his PD being current when he/she filed his/her I-485). What happens thereafter is all internal matter of USCIS. As far as an I-485 filer is concerned, his/her case is in the works until is approved.




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  • yanj
    12-15 10:13 AM
    1 genius said "kaplan doesnt issue I-20's anymore."
    so Does anybody know anywhere else can issue I-20 ?

    2 Good question : Are you sure than ,while the H1B is being processed ,you can live here legally?


    looking for answer ,too. Thanks a lot !




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  • illinois_alum
    05-27 09:30 PM
    I had e-filed for me and my wife on 05/14.
    App went to NSC. Sent docs on 05/19 - delivered on 05/21
    Soft LUD on 05/17, 05/18 and on 05/24
    Got receipts on 05/21

    Yesterday (05/25) got ASC notice for FP for my wife.. did not know that FP is needed for EAD.
    I thought last time we got FP notice.. it said app type as I-485.. that time.. in July fiasco.. we had applied for 485/EAD/AP all together

    Have not got my FP notice yet

    I have a Que - my daughter is 7 and initially the attorney had applied for EAD for her too... but then after the first time (2007) I did not apply for her EAD.. I thought no point in wasting $340 every time..

    Now since FP notices are coming for my wife and hopefully for me - how about FP notice for my daughter? Do I need to apply for EAD for her.. to get FP notice?
    If I don't get FP notice for her - will her Case be ok?

    I e-filed for my wife on 5/24 - application was submitted to NSC.
    Sof LUDs on 5/25, 5/26 and 5/27
    Sent documents on 5/25 - Received by NSC on 5/27
    Received Receipt Notice on 5/27
    Waiting for FP notice (last FP was ~2 years back at the time of last EAD renewal)




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  • pkv
    01-08 10:38 AM
    This might be a simple stupid question,

    Can you please update, if you used a standard 2*2 passport taken here in the applicaiton form or got one 3.5 cm * 3.5 cm as put in the passport form. If yes, where did you took one. The standard size Passport Photo appears to be a little bigger than the one specified in the Passport application.

    I used standard 2x2. Its mentioned at their website too.



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  • piyu7444
    10-14 06:33 PM
    I am in a similar situation...filed for AP in June...mine got approved...wife's AP has not gotten approved yet....planning to travel in early December.

    I tried expediting for financial loss and got email saying that is not enough reason....

    I am thinking of refiling my wife's I131 and paying the extra $300...now. What do you guys think...is there a chance of approval before end of November or is it a lost cause...

    Its late if you want to go in early dec. If money is not a concern I would still try............




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  • daishwarya
    07-23 02:45 PM
    @linuxra: I am still waiting for my GC with Aug04 PD on EB2. I didn't get any RFE.



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  • eb3_nepa
    02-12 02:41 PM
    I would think Cross-Charegeability is automatic. I mean if one spouse is birth country India/China and one is ROW, I would think cross charegeability is automatic but then again not a 100% sure.




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  • BPforGC
    08-11 05:44 PM
    Dear Friends

    One of the USCIS IO at NSC told me today that processing date of August 10 2007 for I-485 is nothing but a guess work. She said, in reality the processing date is far behind that. When I said I may have better luck predicting Power Ball numbers, she said that could be very much true than predicting what USCIS does.

    Remember, in 2004 then USCIS director along with Bush unveiled a grandose plan in which they said by 2006, they will reduce I-140 petition processing times (for that matter any petition processing time) to 180 days. Four years later, things have became worse. Did anyone take responsibility? No. They give excuses.

    For example, for my I-140 under EB2-NIW, NSC processing date shows February 27, 2007; and I filed in April 2007. But, I got approved. (no complaints). Technically, they shouldn't have picked up mine.

    My friend applied in June 2007 and his I-140 got approved in December 2007 when their online processing date shows November 2006. So, they processed a petition that was filed 11 months ahead of their processing time. Great....

    My colleague who shares office with me applied in October 2006 and still waiting to hear until today. Service requests did not do any good to him. Infopass is a pass. They all said he need to have patience... (lots of it).

    Many many instances like this. Online processing dates or what the customer service tells you doesn't mean a shit.

    The only thing that is good about online posting of processing dates is, we can file a service request which in many cases, after secondary request, tend to accelerate your case. You still need luck.

    How many of you hear "your case is with in normal processing time"... I have been waiting for 18 months for my I-140... what the hell in the world normal about it? Only USCIS seem to understand it.

    In the nutshell, its a funny and most idiotic agency and you cannot predict what it does. Do the same treatment to US Citizens, USCIS will be dragged into courts and torn apart in talk shows. Since we are non-citizens who are suffering, no body cares.

    See, quasi-citizens i.e., people applying for Naturalization have better luck because their local congressman will be making calls and putting fire under USCIS ass because these are potential voters in November. So, they have some leverage. But people who are waiting for green card are no good now... wait for 5 years after you get it, you may have luck in getting their attention.

    If you apply for 485, you get finger prints done. After a month, if you apply for EAD, you go again. What? Are your finger prints going to change every one month? What a waste of resources and time? USCIS do these kinds boneheaded things all the time.

    Only thing that will get you green card faster is "Luck".

    Good luck to all of us.



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  • hazishak
    07-31 11:25 PM
    My wife is planning to go for H4 visa stamping in October. My question is can she go alone and what kind of documents she need. Our I-485 applications have reached USCIS on July 2nd. Any reply will be greatly appreciated.




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  • tmskhan
    05-25 02:18 PM
    thanks dude..

    if you don't mind, can you please answer few questions?

    Did u take help from any third party guys who arrange things for you like bank draft/getting mexican permit and other stuff?

    Could you list out documents you carried for stamping?

    Yes I contacted one of the agents I found on the internet (mexico assistance) who arranged the trip and the hotel accomodations on both sides of the border. I carried all the documents that are usually asked for stamping but the VO wanted to see only my employement verification letter.



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  • motown
    08-23 08:08 PM
    Is this category seen as one or is it split into many countries and if so how do you find out about a particular country within ROW?

    Thanks

    Each county has a 7% cap limit.

    Backlog Processing centers reported way back in early 2005 that they have
    ~180,000 cases.If most of the 2001 cases are cleared in the current fiscial year, we should see some movement in the October bulletin for ROW.

    Motown




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  • GC092003
    04-18 06:59 PM
    I tried today. I filed in California on March and it went to texas...



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  • joydiptac
    04-21 02:44 PM
    Hey don't get too hasty here.
    You are lucky that you are on extended LOP. Try to stay as long as you can on this. This is 100% legal. In parallel look for a job.

    Here are my answers:
    I am currently on my 9th year h1..my 140 is approved..and i am not a june 2007 filer..H1 valid till may 2010

    My spouse is on H1..can i switch over H4..
    Yes but why?
    > My company had not "officially" laid me off.. i am on an extended LOP.. and since there is no time limit of LOP on H1.. i am sure i cannot be on LOP for ever..;-)..its been 2 weeks..and i dont want to become illegal now..

    so here is my dilemma::confused:

    a.) If i switch to H4 and after few months i get a project..can i go back to H1..->
    No. H1 has to be refiled.
    b.) Can i file for H4 on my own..is it complicated?
    Yes and Not complicated (I haven't done this but I have seen the application).

    c.) if i change to H4..and my PD becomes current (PD Dec 2005)
    .) Can i file for AOS..as my 140 is approved..
    NO. Your GC is based on your employer. If you are on H4 => you are not on H1 => you are not working for the company. Therfore cannot use (AOS, is my understanding) and the same 140 to file I485. However if you start a new GC process then you should be able to breeze thru the system i.e. labor, 140 etc. That time you need to get the priority date of your previous labor since your 140 is approved - a lawyer will tell you how.
    .) Suppose i go back to desh ..can i file for consular processing..if my PD become current
    I don't know this one clearly. This may be possible if the company for which your 140 was applied says that they still have the position open for you.

    thank you!

    BTW are you from IT BHU?




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  • yabadaba
    06-22 09:40 AM
    My colleague told me that he took only chest X-ray and not done skin test he got his GC.
    hemasar....dont give wrong information. Just becuse your colleague said that he got it does not make it a law. Please be prudent in providing correct legal information!



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  • villamonte6100
    08-21 09:39 AM
    It is my turn to receive the "Notice mailed welcoming the new permanent resident" today. My depenedents are yet to receive this mail. This forum, Immigration-law, Immigration portal by Rajiv Khanna and many other immigration lawyers' websites like Murthy's etc were very useful to understand the immigration laws.
    I did everything myself (EB2-NIW - India) - I140, I485, AP and EAD and my PD (I140 RD) and I485 RD are 08-30-2005.
    I did make a one time conribution of $100.00 to IV.
    Thanks a lot. All the best to all.

    Do you still need to go for an interview? I just wanted to know and what kind of questions they ask during the interview. You could provide us with very helpful tips and what to expect.




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  • CADude
    03-19 11:24 PM
    I talk to USCIS CC/IO last week. She told me that it will take approx 90 days to assign my case to AO. So my case is still getting dust on room and not with officer. It's sucks but wait continue...
    PD: July 2001 (EB-3 India)
    RD: July 2nd 2007
    ND: Oct 10th 2007

    I have bigger problem to worry about. I am process of lay-off from employer whom I am working last 7 years. :)

    I called up their customer service no and was able to reach an IO at TSC and asked about the FBI name check status. I did speak to an IO 3 to 4 times over a period of 6 months and initially it was pending but later on it got cleared. I did not ask for the exact date it was cleared but it was on feb1st 2008 that I found that it was cleared. But they did tell me the exact date on which the FBI name check was initiated. It was initiated on Aug 1st 2007 where are my 485 RD is June21st 2007.



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  • abd
    02-21 12:34 PM
    EB2 - 140 at NSC moved by 5-6 days only and shows date of July 19.2006. Mine is July 27 2006. Don't know how many months more to move to July 27, 2006.




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  • Hermione
    09-27 09:26 AM
    Oh, by the way, the names in the article are not real. There are no such names among the 6th circuit opinions.

    http://www.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions/opinion.php




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  • makemygc
    07-18 12:12 PM
    There's no need for you to be negative.

    Obviously you have benefitted already from what's happened. Think about people who are stuck (just as you were up until recently) and want to 'try' to make things work for them too....

    wish people were more understanding of others also. Why is it people forget what it was like for them when they were in same boat?

    I edited my previous message as I do agree I sounded negative but that's not what I mean.
    Some of my suggestions:-
    1. Creating a petition and getting it signed by more than 10000 victims stuck in BEC and sending it to relevant people in congress and USCIS.

    2. Doing a rally in NY, Sanjose etc.

    3. Working closely with USCIS and IV core and see how we can improve the situation.




    Pawankalyan
    11-16 12:21 PM
    Don't worry about processing dates..

    In a brief all centers will move 1 month forward and NSB with move 15 day forward....

    The good thing regarding the processing date is we don't have retrogation..




    pbojja
    03-18 04:59 PM
    Sorry but little confused .

    Did you apply the GC with the company you are working for now? If so why do you want to change Employer before I140 is approved .

    If you change the company and if there is a query on your 140 you are back to square1 .

    I would recommend you work on I140 approval , as amit suggested contact your senator



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